Now, this isn't personal but I really hate you all I'm an elitist whore, so from now on my journal is semi-friends only.

My personal entries and old fics are friend-locked, but recent fics are now public. If you want to read older entries - and let's face it, why wouldn't you? - comment me and tell me I'm amazing and that you can't live without my story-telling and I'll add you. Other words to that effect are also acceptable.

If you're not awesome, comment to be added and I'll consider it. But you better bring your A game to the table or you can just fuck right off.

Also, a message to the people who are currently my friends: If you never post, we never talk, you keep posting in a language I don't understand or you're just not cool enough, consider yourself off the list. If you make it through the friend-cut, wow! are you ever awesome. But let's face it, you already knew that. I'm only friends with concieted people after all - that way we'll always have something in common.

Of course I realise there are nicer ways to tell people I'm just not that interested anymore, but this way I can make sure no one on my f-list has a sense of humour failure.

That's all.

The Days


Summary: After the war, Andy Sachs writes her last article.
Pairing: Miranda/Andy
Rating: G, I guess, but includes very disturbing ideas.
Disclaimer: I do not own them.
A/N: I wrote this quite a while ago when I was freaking out about moving to Germany, as such, it comes from a very dark and quite morbid place and has mentions of war, death and terrorism. This is in no way a happy fic, and please do not read if you find such topics distressing.
A/N2: The title was, of course, inspired by ‘The Hours’.

( The Days... )

stolen from oparu

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of ANY pairing/character of their choosing (of ANY fandom) from me (with a prompt, if it pleases you to give me one). In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.


have at me

Contradictions of Self



Summary: Jack has lived many lives and has been many men.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Doctor, Jack/Estelle, Jack/Lucia, Jack/Other
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If they belonged to me, do you think I’d find time to write fic??? :P
A/N: Massive thanks to shayna_maidel and aranellaurelote for their help and support =D

( Contradictions of Self.... )

New comm: starfleet_hq. I think it might make my life. scifibigbang is also coming along. slowly. but it is getting there. and there are more torchwood fics in the works. all my dwp fics are fairly dead at the moment, though =(

These are a selection of tutorials, textures and other things I have used to make my icons. If you see something in one of my icons that you created and I haven't given you credit, feel free to beat me around the head.

( resources )

Remember me? I realise I haven't been around in... the longest time, but I'm attempting to rectify the situation. I've had a go at making some icons, the first one were utter crap but I think I've gotten a little better and am brave enough to post some of my favourite ones =D I've also made a couple of wallpapers which aren't terribly good but I thought I'd share anyway.


( they're all here )

As for my other WIPs, I've started writing the second part of my Miranda/Jacqueline fic, I'm attempting to write an entry for scifibigbang and currently have 10,000 words and am working on a P/C video.

I've also changed my layout in celebration of my return. It isn't quite what I wanted but I love it anyway, and it has Meryl Streep making out in a lift, so I'm fairly sure the DWP femslash fun is implied *snicker*

Ciao for now =D

A More Comfortable Sleep
Summary: In the back of the truck, Ianto helps Jack rest more easily.
Rating: NC-17... maybe just an R?
Disclaimer: If they belonged to me, I doubt I’d find time to write fic.
A/N: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3.


( A More Comfortable Sleep... )

Not Nearly Enough


Summary: Miranda lets Jacqueline know just how deeply she has disappointed her.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Miranda/Jacqueline
Disclaimer: Not mine.


( Not Nearly Enough )

All the Small Things


Summary: They’ve been in love for more than two decades so it stands to reason that it’d take something pretty huge to admit that to each other. But what if it didn’t? What if all it took was a bad day in Sickbay?
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Paramount seem to own everything that’s any good =(
A/N: Oparu said ‘Honey, work sucked, hold me,’ in the ‘what really annoys you in a story’ thread. I’m not sure why I took that up as a challenge...maybe I’m just the best stalker ever ;) So yes, for oparu, who took my stalking in her stride =)

( All the Small Things )

The Dark Before the Dawn


Summary: Severus stays with Bellatrix as she faces the end of her life.
Pairing: Snape/Bellatrix
Disclaimer: Snape is not, and never will be, mine =(
Rating: hard R/NC-17.
A/N: character death


( Severus had always chosen his lovers carefully... )

Stay

Summary: Andrea comforts Miranda over her divorce.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: NC-17
A/N: For Helen who is gorgeous and lovely. Happy Birthday!

( Hast du etwa Zeit für mich... )

French Kissing

Summary: Was anyone else convinced Miranda hated Jacqueline quite as much as Emily said? Especially after she gave her that greeting? Professional courtesy, I hear you say? That’s because you’re all morons, but don’t worry, I’m here to educate you =)
Rating: NC-17. yeaaa
Disclaimer: I’ll try to put them back in one piece.
A/N: For kitnkabootle because I love her. And because she did the meme.

( French Kissing )