Now, this isn't personal but I really hate you all I'm an elitist whore, so from now on my journal is semi-friends only.

My personal entries and old fics are friend-locked, but recent fics are now public. If you want to read older entries - and let's face it, why wouldn't you? - comment me and tell me I'm amazing and that you can't live without my story-telling and I'll add you. Other words to that effect are also acceptable.

If you're not awesome, comment to be added and I'll consider it. But you better bring your A game to the table or you can just fuck right off.

Also, a message to the people who are currently my friends: If you never post, we never talk, you keep posting in a language I don't understand or you're just not cool enough, consider yourself off the list. If you make it through the friend-cut, wow! are you ever awesome. But let's face it, you already knew that. I'm only friends with concieted people after all - that way we'll always have something in common.

Of course I realise there are nicer ways to tell people I'm just not that interested anymore, but this way I can make sure no one on my f-list has a sense of humour failure.

That's all.

A More Comfortable Sleep
Summary: In the back of the truck, Ianto helps Jack rest more easily.
Rating: NC-17... maybe just an R?
Disclaimer: If they belonged to me, I doubt I’d find time to write fic.
A/N: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3.


( A More Comfortable Sleep... )

Not Nearly Enough


Summary: Miranda lets Jacqueline know just how deeply she has disappointed her.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Miranda/Jacqueline
Disclaimer: Not mine.


( Not Nearly Enough )

All the Small Things


Summary: They’ve been in love for more than two decades so it stands to reason that it’d take something pretty huge to admit that to each other. But what if it didn’t? What if all it took was a bad day in Sickbay?
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Paramount seem to own everything that’s any good =(
A/N: Oparu said ‘Honey, work sucked, hold me,’ in the ‘what really annoys you in a story’ thread. I’m not sure why I took that up as a challenge...maybe I’m just the best stalker ever ;) So yes, for oparu, who took my stalking in her stride =)

( All the Small Things )

The Dark Before the Dawn


Summary: Severus stays with Bellatrix as she faces the end of her life.
Pairing: Snape/Bellatrix
Disclaimer: Snape is not, and never will be, mine =(
Rating: hard R/NC-17.
A/N: character death


( Severus had always chosen his lovers carefully... )

Stay

Summary: Andrea comforts Miranda over her divorce.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: NC-17
A/N: For Helen who is gorgeous and lovely. Happy Birthday!

( Hast du etwa Zeit für mich... )